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Author Archive for Christopher
…I would rename the card game euchre to 24. Or I’d call the television show Euchre.
We all know that 24 is the greatest show in the history of television.
We all know that euchre is the greatest game ever invented, cards or otherwise.
Consider this: Jack Bauer is the most powerful person in all of the universe. He destroys everything he comes in contact with.
In euchre, the most powerful card in the game is the “bower” (really should be spelled “Bauer”). The “bower” is a jack. The Jack Bauer is the most powerful card in the euchre universe. It destroys everything it comes in contact with.
If Jack Bauer wasn’t a fictional character, I’d further hypothesize that Jack Bauer invented euchre. Euchre is the greatest game ever, and is a great way to relax after a long, hard day. Who needs a way to relax after a hard day more than Jack Bauer? Nobody, because everyone else is either relieved that Jack Bauer saved them, or they’re dead because they were terrorists.
OK, so here is the deal… I was updating our blog tonight, and I was deleting some plugins that we no longer use, and I accidentally deleted the subscription plugin. What that did was deleted all the email addresses we had stored for the subscriptions.
Kate and I went through our email contacts and added a bunch of people. Some of you were people who had been subscribed to our list before, some of you are new people that we have added.
If you are not interested in receiving these emails anymore, just go ahead and delete yourself from the list.
You can do that here: http://www.chrisandkatewheeler.com/subscribe/
Just enter your email address, click UNSUBSCRIBE, then click the SEND button.
If you want to keep getting these emails, just do nothing and they’ll come to you automatically. We only post about 2-4 times per week so its not like we’ll fill your inbox.
Thanks!
And that dude was me.
I don’t know that swallow is the right word. But whatever, I had a fricking fly in my ear. Do you hear me? A FLY IN MY EAR!
I was sitting here at the computer last night taking a quick study break and there was this huge fly on the computer monitor. I flicked it away a few times because it was annoying me. Well, I guess that annoyed him because he flew into my ear. I’m not talking about flying and landing on my ear and just crawling in. He freaking flew straight into my ear. FLEW INTO MY EAR!
Now, when it first happened, I actually thought he had flown away, because I was feeling around my earlobe and stuff thinking it landed there and I was going to flick him (I’m not sure why I am assuming it was a boy fly) away again, but he wasn’t there, so I thought he was gone. Over the next 5 minutes I kept hearing an intermittent buzzing sound like he was real close by so I kept swatting the area near my ear to get him away. Then I got up to get a Q-tip (yes brand name, no generic cotton swabs for me) and stuck it in to clean out my ear when… well, I guess what I did was piss the little fetcher off, because he started buzzing like a madfly. Buzz buzz buzz, flapping his little wings trying to annoy me (or escape). I didn’t know what to do; I started freaking out. I started shaking my head violently trying to somehow get him to fly out, but all that was doing was making me dizzy. So I sat down on the bed and called Kate and was trying to decide if I needed to go to the ER or something.
So you know when you get out of the shower or pool and you have a little water in your ear, so you kinda bend your head sideways so the water can drain out. I decided that is what I was going to do next. So I’m bent over, and I’m trying to talk to Kate on the phone, and I’m trying to stay calm, and then I start banging on my freaking head trying to get the little bugger out. I’m pounding on my head, and talking to Kate, and I don’t remember exactly what I told her, but I was telling her something, and I’m banging on my head some more as hard as I physically can, and the bastage falls out, straight down onto the floor. He kinda just walked around on the floor for a minute and I assumed he was going to fly away, but 30 minutes later he was still there walking around, so I trapped him in a jar so he could die. This morning I checked and he was sufficiently dead for me so I decided to talk a picture on my phone, so here is he is…
So I told Kate that finally he came out, and I was really relieved, but then I had the HUGEST KILLER HEADACHE from pounding on my head, which kinda interfered with my studying for the rest of the night.
So in the past few days, Kate has been to Wal-Mart, as well the three different Hy-Vees in town, and apparently NONE of them have any pork rinds in stock… very disappointing.
So the news has been reporting for a few days that President Bush was going to visit Iowa and tour some of the flooded areas to see what was going on…
Anyways, this morning my carpool buddies picked me up at 0900 and we start heading up I-380 towards Cedar Rapids. At around 0915 we get passed by a state trooper. Big deal, you might say. Well, right after the state trooper is a black SUV, then another, then another. Holy crap, we realize it is the Presidential Motorcade. So the motorcade consists of the first state trooper, followed by about probably 8 of the black Chevrolet Suburbans, followed by probably 8 white vans marked “Media” or “Support” or something similar. Then a few other cars behind that. So they passed us and KC (our driver) pulled into the left lane, only for us to realize, we just broke into the presidential motorcade!!! OOPS! So he pulled back in to the right lane and let everyone pass, then at the tail of the motorcade was another state trooper, who promptly moved over to the center lane of the interstate, so both lanes were blocked.
I just saw one of the most amazing things I have ever seen in my life! More to come in a few hours…
So a few months ago I was driving with the kids in some bad weather and I pulled over because it was raining so hard I couldn’t see. We went inside Walgreens to wait for it to clear up when they informed us there was a tornado warning. They locked down the store and I had to wait in the little break room with the kids and the employees. It really sucked. I didn’t have any idea what was going on so I kept texting Kate, who was in class with a computer and internet access, to find out what was going on. As it turns out, the tornado didn’t get too close to us, but I was still a little freaked out knowing there was a tornado warning in effect and I was away from my computer and TV and couldn’t figure out what was going on.
So later that night I signed up for some free severe weather alerts at http://www.weatherusa.net/alerts/. You have the option of having text messages sent to your phone, an email, or both. So far it’s been working well. Now when there is severe weather we are notified immediately.
I have no affiliation with this site other than being a satisfied customer (am I a customer if it is free?). Anyways, just wanted to let you all know in case you wanted to sign up.
One word: GROSS!








